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Simple Simon met a
pie man going to the fair.

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Said Simple Simon
to the pie man:

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"What's going on down there?"

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Our friend Voegler is getting
ready to deliver a rocket booster...

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and some more
guided-missile parts.

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It's about time we
found out where.

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Look.

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That's quite a
pad for a pie man.

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Let's go take a look.

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Stop. Stop!

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- You've got to help me.
- I'm sorry, we have important business.

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You must help me get away.

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I will kill you if you don't.

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Oh, by all means.

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Drive me to Montmercy. I
will instruct you from there.

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Faster! Faster!

17
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Lose them.

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Lose them or your friend dies.

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Drive.

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Yes?

21
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Papa.

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Oh! Papa.

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Oh, Papa. I thought I would
never see you again, never.

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- My little girl.
- Papa.

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Forgive me, gentlemen,
for behaving like a gangster.

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My name is Raoul Dubois.

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And this is my daughter Albert.

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Albert?

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I was named for papa's
idol, Monsieur Einstein.

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My father is a physicist too.

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The finest in the world. - Hm.

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There is only one better.

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My daughter.

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But what happened to
you? Why didn't you write?

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It's three long months, I
thought you were dead.

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Dead? I was a prisoner.

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Do you remember, Albert...

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the day I received a visitor
from the French government?

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He told me I was to work for
them on a guided-missile program.

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That's an interesting
coincidence. Go on.

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The project's code
name was three letters:

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LEF.

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What does LEF stand for?

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That I don't know. It was all
top secret, you know. Hush-hush.

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So I was taken to this place
to work with other scientists...

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and there we were not allowed to
leave or even to write to our families.

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They said it was for the good of
France, but, of course, it was all a lie.

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It wasn't a government project?

49
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Government project? Hm.

50
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I was duped.

51
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We were all duped. That's
why I escaped to warn France.

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To warn France? About what?

53
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About him.

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Papa?

55
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Papa?

56
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Papa?

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- Ah! Bonjour, monsieur.
- Bonjour.

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Your accent is just awful.

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Well, there he is, gentlemen.

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The man in the white car.

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The owner of the castle,
Monsieur Jacques Robespierre.

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Robespierre. Is
that his name, really?

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Well, he claims to be a direct
descendant of the famous Robespierre.

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The fanatical French
revolutionary leader.

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His battle cry was, "Virtue,
virtue and above all else, virtue."

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And if I remember correctly...

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his method of inspiring
virtue was Madame Guillotine.

68
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You mean, he actually ran
for president of the republic?

69
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Well, his virtue party
was only a splinter group.

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Its platform was the total
prohibition of wine and whiskey.

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How many votes did he get?
- Eighty-four.

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I should have
demanded a recount.

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- "Vineyards are
graveyards, vote for virtue."

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- I beg your pardon?

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"Protect our women." That
was another campaign theme.

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Respect for women.

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I'm afraid Robespierre has a
very exaggerated sense of gallantry.

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All right, now, he's against
whiskey and he's against wine...

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but he's for women.

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So why is he suddenly trying to acquire
missile parts and missile scientists?

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That's the question that
remains to be answered.

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And so we have to
get inside his castle?

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Remember this young woman?

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"The Journal of
Physical Science."

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Mademoiselle Albert Dubois.

86
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Yes, she's a specialist in inertial
guidance, just as her father was.

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Now that her father's dead...

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Robespierre may need
someone to replace him.

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Well, do you feel
she's in danger?

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Yesterday, Robespierre
invited her to dinner.

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Gallantly, I hope.

92
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However, Miss Dubois
declined the invitation.

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She's a strange young woman.

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Ever since her father died...

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she's virtually cut
herself off from the world.

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Devoted herself
entirely to her work.

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Well, perhaps I could
convince her to go to the party...

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with me as her escort.

99
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I've already ordered your dinner
jacket to be pressed, Mr. Solo.

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What about Carl Voegler? He's
the supply sergeant in this business.

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Yes.

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And he'll be your
pigeon, Mr. Kuryakin.

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And here's how you're
gonna shoot him down.

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It's a new kind
of bow and arrow.

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I didn't want to go to Robespierre's
dinner. I am not a dinner party type.

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- Haven't you observed that?
- I don't believe it.

107
00:10:04,847 --> 00:10:07,652
I leave that sort of
thing to other women...

108
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Albert. I'm thinking
of your father.

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I want you to help
me catch his murderer.

110
00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:18,521
You... You don't
mean Robespierre?

111
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But he was my father's friend.
I've known him since I was a child.

112
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We believe that he
kept your father prisoner.

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That he has other
scientists under lock and key.

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That he invited you to
dinner for the same reason.

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To enlist your help.

116
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And all you want me to do is to
go to this dinner party with you?

117
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Well, you could introduce
me as your fiancé.

118
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- But I can't go. I can't.
- Why not?

119
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Well, I... I just remembered
I haven't got a thing to wear.

120
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Albert, you're learning to
become a woman very fast.

121
00:11:05,641 --> 00:11:09,339
Mr. Solo, did you say that
your first name was Napoleon?

122
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- That's right, yes.
- What a cruel prank by your parents.

123
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I thought the French people
were proud of Napoleon.

124
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Bonaparte was a drunkard and a
libertine, why should I be proud of him?

125
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And you, my dear, Albert.

126
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How are you bearing
your burden of grief?

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- I have my work, monsieur.
- Of course.

128
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Your father was
a great scientist.

129
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:33,562
How fortunate that his
greatness lives on in you.

130
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You know much about inertial
guidance, Monsieur Robespierre?

131
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Only that it allows the missile to
steer itself using the stars to navigate.

132
00:11:44,213 --> 00:11:48,275
Beyond that, my poor brain cannot
comprehend such complexities.

133
00:11:48,451 --> 00:11:53,412
Personally, my interests
lie more to architecture.

134
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:57,151
Magnificent old
fireplace, isn't it?

135
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The whole chateau
is magnificent.

136
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,254
Somebody certainly sold
you a lot of white paint.

137
00:12:03,199 --> 00:12:05,862
White is the color of virtue.

138
00:12:06,035 --> 00:12:09,403
Hmm. And ambulances.

139
00:12:10,139 --> 00:12:13,075
The castle's history dates
back to Charlemagne.

140
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It has 117 rooms.

141
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:22,844
And this fireplace is rumored to
have led to an underground dungeon.

142
00:12:23,286 --> 00:12:24,447
Hmm.

143
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:29,149
You know, it's not very plebeian of you,
Monsieur Robespierre, to live in a castle.

144
00:12:29,325 --> 00:12:31,226
Perhaps that's why
you lost the election.

145
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I wonder if you would excuse Miss
Dubois and myself for a few minutes...

146
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we have some
business to discuss.

147
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Of course.

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Make yourself at
home. Read a book.

149
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Mm-hm. I've read one, thank you.

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Open Channel F,
Solo to Kuryakin.

151
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- Kuryakin here.
- Illya, I'm here in Robespierre's castle.

152
00:13:04,927 --> 00:13:07,761
And I am near Voegler's
hunting preserve.

153
00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:10,832
The host was very anxious to
have me investigate a fireplace.

154
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It's in the living
room, just in case.

155
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:17,504
Very good. Is there anything else,
because I have a lot of work to do...

156
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,369
before tomorrow morning.

157
00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:22,273
What's the matter? Did
you lose your little comforter?

158
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Good night, Napoleon.

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Good night, Illya.

160
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Stand back. Who are you?

161
00:14:37,553 --> 00:14:39,920
So This is how you
obey our leader?

162
00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:42,615
- But I...
- Come on, let's have it.

163
00:14:44,393 --> 00:14:47,227
It's, uh, only cough medicine.

164
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,631
Oui.

165
00:14:52,802 --> 00:14:54,668
Oui, your cough sounds bad.

166
00:14:54,837 --> 00:14:57,136
Here. I have just
the thing for it.

167
00:14:57,306 --> 00:15:00,333
Break the capsule
in half. Sniff it.

168
00:15:00,509 --> 00:15:02,637
Your cough will vanish.

169
00:15:55,364 --> 00:16:00,428
I knew you couldn't resist
that sign, Monsieur Solo.

170
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,939
All right, bring them both.

171
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:33,062
- Carl Voegler.
- I will not tolerate any further delay.

172
00:16:33,235 --> 00:16:37,172
I want the equipment
delivered to me here, today.

173
00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:39,899
Out of the question. I'm
sure I'm being watched.

174
00:16:40,075 --> 00:16:42,135
I cannot guarantee a
safe delivery right now.

175
00:16:42,311 --> 00:16:46,476
I warn you, Voegler,
do not try my patience.

176
00:17:09,838 --> 00:17:11,534
Leave that arrow alone.

177
00:17:11,707 --> 00:17:13,801
- It's my arrow.
- No, you are wrong, my friend.

178
00:17:13,976 --> 00:17:18,243
The shot was mine. See the shaft?
Orange and blue, my hunting colors.

179
00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:20,129
Oh, I'm sorry, I was mistaken.

180
00:17:20,153 --> 00:17:22,545
No, it's quite all
right, quite all right.

181
00:17:23,652 --> 00:17:26,645
What, uh...? What kind
of a gadget is that, huh?

182
00:17:26,822 --> 00:17:29,451
Oh, it's a new kind of bow.

183
00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:32,792
It could not be
very accurate, huh?

184
00:17:33,796 --> 00:17:35,628
I never miss, Mr...?

185
00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:38,233
Voegler. Carl Voegler.

186
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,835
- I prefer target shooting myself.
- Oh?

187
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:46,040
Well, I won the Swiss Intermediate
Target Championship three years ago.

188
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:49,576
Well, that's a long time ago.
We all get a little rusty, don't we?

189
00:17:49,745 --> 00:17:52,305
I could still outshoot
you and that slingshot.

190
00:17:53,148 --> 00:17:55,674
- For what stakes?
- Name them.

191
00:17:55,851 --> 00:17:57,513
- Ten thousand francs?
- Done.

192
00:17:57,686 --> 00:17:59,712
I have that much
with me, do you?

193
00:18:02,224 --> 00:18:03,988
In my chateau.

194
00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:06,094
We will go there after
the match. Agreed?

195
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:09,022
If you insist.

196
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:13,095
Do you see the O in "no"? Huh?

197
00:18:27,249 --> 00:18:29,218
Do you see the I?

198
00:18:29,385 --> 00:18:31,286
I'll dot it.

199
00:18:35,924 --> 00:18:37,483
Heinrich.

200
00:18:42,131 --> 00:18:43,997
Here, catch.

201
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:45,859
Hold it up.

202
00:18:48,704 --> 00:18:50,605
Is he gonna put it on his head?

203
00:18:50,773 --> 00:18:52,901
I want him to
hold it in his hand.

204
00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:56,401
Ah?

205
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,916
Heinrich.

206
00:19:23,739 --> 00:19:26,504
Heinrich, take out one
of the matches, huh?

207
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,634
The young lady first.

208
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,039
This how you show
your respect for women?

209
00:21:05,207 --> 00:21:08,735
That I do. I do not intend
to harm a hair of her head...

210
00:21:08,911 --> 00:21:12,109
even though she has given
me the greatest provocation.

211
00:21:12,281 --> 00:21:14,750
No, no, you needn't
worry, Monsieur Solo.

212
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:17,512
The lady is not for burning.

213
00:21:17,686 --> 00:21:22,021
I have reserved
that privilege for you.

214
00:21:28,063 --> 00:21:29,531
No, you can't do this.

215
00:21:30,532 --> 00:21:33,764
- You know how to stop it, my dear.
- What does he want you to do?

216
00:21:33,936 --> 00:21:37,600
He's getting the parts of
an inertial guidance system.

217
00:21:37,773 --> 00:21:39,537
He wants me to assemble it.

218
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,404
Prepare our patient.

219
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:46,308
He did kill Papa, Napoleon.
I can't help him to kill more.

220
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,451
Your turn, doctor.

221
00:21:51,086 --> 00:21:53,920
No, you can't do
this. It's medieval.

222
00:21:54,089 --> 00:21:56,991
You think I'm medieval?

223
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:04,723
You think this is
medieval, my dear?

224
00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:11,430
It is a very modern device, the
product of our so-called civilization.

225
00:22:12,074 --> 00:22:13,804
And what is your
target, Robespierre?

226
00:22:14,009 --> 00:22:17,343
My target is the
vineyard, Monsieur Solo.

227
00:22:17,512 --> 00:22:22,246
The vineyard which is the
graveyard of our national strength.

228
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:28,618
The missile will release deadly
radioactive matter upon explosion.

229
00:22:28,790 --> 00:22:33,421
It will contaminate the soil
for the next hundred years.

230
00:22:33,595 --> 00:22:36,861
It will be aimed at
the Champagne...

231
00:22:37,032 --> 00:22:41,970
Bordeaux, Chablis, and
other districts of France.

232
00:22:42,137 --> 00:22:44,129
And what about the people?

233
00:22:44,306 --> 00:22:46,969
There are thousands of people
who work in those vineyards.

234
00:22:47,142 --> 00:22:48,804
They'll all be killed.

235
00:22:48,977 --> 00:22:51,845
I won't help you. I won't.

236
00:22:52,381 --> 00:22:54,816
Very well. Doctor.

237
00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:03,184
LEF.

238
00:23:03,358 --> 00:23:05,520
I suddenly know what
it means, Robespierre.

239
00:23:05,694 --> 00:23:08,129
- Do you?
- Yes.

240
00:23:08,297 --> 00:23:10,198
The motto of France
since the revolution.

241
00:23:10,632 --> 00:23:15,468
Liberty. Equality. Fraternity.

242
00:23:18,373 --> 00:23:21,070
Stop it. Stop it.

243
00:23:21,243 --> 00:23:22,575
I'll do what you want.

244
00:23:23,178 --> 00:23:26,171
- Only don't hurt him.
- That's very noble of you.

245
00:23:26,348 --> 00:23:28,283
Release him.

246
00:23:29,718 --> 00:23:32,620
You see what I mean
about women, Monsieur Solo.

247
00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:37,055
Noble creatures, who
sacrifice their own for men.

248
00:23:37,225 --> 00:23:40,218
Even for unworthy men.

249
00:23:40,395 --> 00:23:41,488
Mm.

250
00:23:41,663 --> 00:23:44,258
And what happens to unworthy me?

251
00:23:44,433 --> 00:23:48,302
You will remain here as
my guest, safe and sound...

252
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,531
as long as Miss
Dubois cooperates.

253
00:23:52,207 --> 00:23:54,802
Is that understood?

254
00:23:59,948 --> 00:24:02,042
To the victor.

255
00:24:02,217 --> 00:24:03,742
Thank you.

256
00:24:03,919 --> 00:24:09,187
And now, my friend, I
believe I am in your debt.

257
00:24:09,358 --> 00:24:12,658
Ten thousand francs, was it not?

258
00:24:13,128 --> 00:24:15,893
Oh, by the way...

259
00:24:16,064 --> 00:24:19,398
did you get that new
bow from U.N.C.L.E.?

260
00:24:21,203 --> 00:24:23,104
U.N.C.L.E.?

261
00:24:25,741 --> 00:24:27,607
What's that?

262
00:24:28,243 --> 00:24:30,610
Wrong answer, my friend.

263
00:24:30,779 --> 00:24:33,544
Any other man would
have said, "Who is that?"

264
00:24:33,715 --> 00:24:37,811
But you know that U.N.C.L.E. is
a what and not a who, don't you?

265
00:24:37,986 --> 00:24:39,648
Ah! Careful, my friend.

266
00:24:40,155 --> 00:24:44,889
I am pretty good with a bow,
but I am perfect with a gun.

267
00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:51,860
You underestimated
my sharp eyes.

268
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:55,095
I saw you in the rearview
mirror of my car that day...

269
00:24:55,270 --> 00:24:58,172
and I never forget a face.

270
00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:04,741
Don't be rash, Voegler. U.N.C.L.E.
knows exactly where I am.

271
00:25:04,913 --> 00:25:08,748
Well, then they won't be surprised
when you have a hunting accident.

272
00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:10,886
No, no, don't worry.

273
00:25:11,086 --> 00:25:13,578
We are all sportsmen here.

274
00:25:13,755 --> 00:25:16,850
We would not kill you
without a sporting chance.

275
00:25:17,025 --> 00:25:19,221
Now, Ludwig, get the paint.

276
00:25:28,937 --> 00:25:30,565
Beautiful.

277
00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:34,039
You will make a fine
moving target, my friend.

278
00:25:34,209 --> 00:25:36,303
This is what you call
a sporting chance?

279
00:25:36,478 --> 00:25:39,038
You will have as much
chance as any hunted animal.

280
00:25:39,214 --> 00:25:42,742
Even more so, because
you have intelligence...

281
00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:46,411
but not too much, I am afraid.

282
00:25:47,489 --> 00:25:51,221
Give him a few minutes head start
and then get me a fresh quiver, huh?

283
00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:12,348
Herr Voegler.

284
00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:21,951
This is a Code 7 call.
Mr. Kuryakin for Mr. Waverly.

285
00:31:22,123 --> 00:31:24,092
Yes, Mr. Kuryakin. Go ahead.

286
00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:27,593
Don't worry about Robespierre's
missile. I have the guidance system.

287
00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:31,563
- Have you heard anything from Napoleon?
- Don't worry about Mr. Solo.

288
00:31:31,733 --> 00:31:34,794
Your job is to get that equipment
back to headquarters at once.

289
00:31:34,969 --> 00:31:37,234
Yes, sir, as soon as I
have washed my shirt.

290
00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:39,302
Soon as you what?

291
00:31:50,318 --> 00:31:51,445
Are you Voegler?

292
00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:54,885
No. I'm Mr. Voegler's engineer.

293
00:31:55,056 --> 00:31:57,116
- This is the material, right?
- Yeah.

294
00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:58,954
Robespierre wants it now.

295
00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:01,619
But it's not assembled yet.

296
00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:04,960
- We have people who can fix that.
- Not this system.

297
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:08,035
There are only two people in
the world who can fix this system.

298
00:32:08,203 --> 00:32:09,728
Which two people?

299
00:32:09,904 --> 00:32:14,342
One of them is Bruno von Schlüffenkopf
but he's in Munich. Fendtstraße.

300
00:32:14,509 --> 00:32:16,171
The other one is me.

301
00:32:16,344 --> 00:32:20,941
So this equipment is no good to
you unless you take me along with it.

302
00:32:21,115 --> 00:32:22,845
All right.

303
00:32:30,391 --> 00:32:33,418
Uh, a moment, bitte.

304
00:32:39,734 --> 00:32:41,100
Danke.

305
00:32:52,947 --> 00:32:55,314
Here he is, sir.
Voegler's engineer.

306
00:32:55,483 --> 00:32:58,476
Well, I never knew that
Voegler was so thorough.

307
00:32:58,653 --> 00:33:01,282
- Is that the equipment?
- Yes, that's it.

308
00:33:01,456 --> 00:33:02,924
You guarantee that it will work?

309
00:33:03,091 --> 00:33:05,253
Your money will be
refunded if it doesn't.

310
00:33:05,426 --> 00:33:09,124
Will you be able to have
your life refunded, young man?

311
00:33:09,297 --> 00:33:13,234
Very well. Let's find out how
much you know, Mr. Engineer.

312
00:33:13,401 --> 00:33:16,394
Take him below
to the laboratory.

313
00:33:19,674 --> 00:33:21,712
You really gotta hand
it to old Robespierre.

314
00:33:21,736 --> 00:33:23,236
He knows how to do things right.

315
00:33:23,411 --> 00:33:28,111
Got a nice cell here. Comfortable
bed. Running water, electric light.

316
00:33:28,283 --> 00:33:30,946
If you ask me, I have it
better off than you do, Bernard.

317
00:33:31,119 --> 00:33:33,213
Perhaps you would
like to change places.

318
00:33:33,388 --> 00:33:35,914
That's a great idea. Why
don't you give me your keys...?

319
00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:37,956
Bright fellow.

320
00:33:40,461 --> 00:33:43,056
And what was this
poor man's crime?

321
00:33:43,231 --> 00:33:44,927
Stupidity.

322
00:33:46,935 --> 00:33:51,236
Yes, you can see he's the stupid sort.
The way the eyes are set so close together.

323
00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:54,069
We electronic
engineers can always tell.

324
00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:06,282
Oh, must be visitor's day.

325
00:34:06,454 --> 00:34:08,446
There you are, my dear.

326
00:34:08,623 --> 00:34:12,424
I told you Monsieur
Solo is alive and well.

327
00:34:12,594 --> 00:34:15,086
Napoleon, I was so worried.

328
00:34:15,363 --> 00:34:19,198
They've got the guidance equipment.
One of Voegler's engineers brought it.

329
00:34:19,367 --> 00:34:24,203
Yes, one of his top engineers
from Kuryakin College.

330
00:34:24,372 --> 00:34:26,671
I'm sure you'll notice that.

331
00:34:26,841 --> 00:34:29,072
Very well, my dear.
Your visit's over.

332
00:34:29,243 --> 00:34:31,439
- Napoleon, I...
- You heard Monsieur Robespierre.

333
00:34:31,613 --> 00:34:33,138
Pig!

334
00:34:34,349 --> 00:34:39,219
I have warned you. Never
lay a hand on a woman.

335
00:34:39,387 --> 00:34:41,947
I will have respect here.

336
00:34:42,156 --> 00:34:43,624
Do you understand?

337
00:34:46,394 --> 00:34:48,363
Are you all right, my dear?

338
00:34:48,529 --> 00:34:51,363
Yes, I'm fine, thank you.

339
00:34:55,169 --> 00:34:58,003
Are you sure you don't wanna
change places with me, Bernie?

340
00:34:58,373 --> 00:34:59,807
Hm?

341
00:35:01,576 --> 00:35:07,846
Gentlemen, allow me to introduce to
you Mr. Kuryakin, who will explain to us...

342
00:35:08,016 --> 00:35:13,353
the operation of the Blaine
Wilson Inertial Guidance System.

343
00:35:14,622 --> 00:35:16,113
Now.

344
00:35:18,259 --> 00:35:22,094
As you all know, the idea of
an inertial guidance system...

345
00:35:22,263 --> 00:35:26,394
is to guide. Inertially.

346
00:35:29,771 --> 00:35:35,369
This part is designed to work in
conjunction with the other parts.

347
00:35:35,543 --> 00:35:37,205
Clear?

348
00:35:38,346 --> 00:35:42,943
Now, if this piece does not
work as it is designed to do...

349
00:35:43,117 --> 00:35:47,646
every single piece of the
mechanism will not work.

350
00:35:51,392 --> 00:35:56,228
Monsieur, does this system
employ a cryogenic rotor...

351
00:35:56,397 --> 00:35:58,025
with frictionless bearings?

352
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,862
- Of course. SCIENTIST
1: Mr. Kuryakin.

353
00:36:01,035 --> 00:36:04,335
To what tolerances
are the parts machined?

354
00:36:05,506 --> 00:36:06,769
What would you guess?

355
00:36:07,341 --> 00:36:10,038
Well, 50 millionths of an inch.

356
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,146
Absolutely correct. Next.

357
00:36:12,313 --> 00:36:14,748
What is the degree of torque?

358
00:36:15,249 --> 00:36:17,684
Must I tell you everything?

359
00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:20,252
Gentlemen.

360
00:36:20,421 --> 00:36:22,720
Gentlemen, I am an engineer.

361
00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:24,222
I leave science to you.

362
00:36:24,392 --> 00:36:25,690
Take that man.

363
00:36:33,034 --> 00:36:34,662
Hey, Robespierre.

364
00:36:34,836 --> 00:36:38,364
- Those fools are making a big mistake.
- No, no. No mistake, my friend.

365
00:36:38,539 --> 00:36:42,601
Murderer. You
killed Carl Voegler.

366
00:36:42,777 --> 00:36:47,408
And in my new France, you shall
have Old Testament judgment.

367
00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:49,949
A life for a life.

368
00:36:50,818 --> 00:36:52,980
Careful, get back.

369
00:36:53,154 --> 00:36:56,921
If I drop this, you might as
well scrap your entire project.

370
00:36:57,091 --> 00:36:59,788
The part is irreplaceable.
Let him go, Robespierre.

371
00:36:59,961 --> 00:37:03,557
I am willing to make a
deal, Monsieur Kuryakin.

372
00:37:04,332 --> 00:37:07,496
- Make it.
- Julius.

373
00:37:07,668 --> 00:37:13,505
Go to Monsieur Solo's cell and
empty your gun into Monsieur Solo.

374
00:37:13,674 --> 00:37:15,506
- Wait.
- Ahh.

375
00:37:15,676 --> 00:37:17,975
You see the terms of my deal.

376
00:37:18,980 --> 00:37:25,477
You give me the part, you
can have all of Monsieur Solo.

377
00:37:25,853 --> 00:37:28,448
All right then. Take it then.

378
00:37:30,091 --> 00:37:32,185
After him!

379
00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:42,865
Give me that. Don't you know
these things are dangerous?

380
00:38:48,236 --> 00:38:50,762
The natives are restless today.

381
00:38:52,473 --> 00:38:53,964
Those are drums I hear?

382
00:38:54,141 --> 00:38:57,009
Quiet down and let me sleep.

383
00:38:58,579 --> 00:39:00,411
Pleasant dreams.

384
00:39:12,593 --> 00:39:15,324
Kind of a funny way they
chop wood around here.

385
00:39:15,496 --> 00:39:18,125
It is not wood they are
chopping this morning.

386
00:39:18,299 --> 00:39:20,029
It is your friend's neck.

387
00:39:22,003 --> 00:39:26,464
Bernard, how would like to earn
a crisp thousand-dollar bill, huh?

388
00:39:28,175 --> 00:39:31,509
- You are trying to bribe me?
- But of course.

389
00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:33,978
But I know you do
not have any money.

390
00:39:34,148 --> 00:39:35,548
You were searched.

391
00:39:35,716 --> 00:39:37,617
No, no. They
overlooked something.

392
00:39:37,785 --> 00:39:40,983
You see, I have in my heel
here a thousand-dollar bill.

393
00:39:41,155 --> 00:39:43,522
Now, it's yours if you
get me out of here.

394
00:39:43,691 --> 00:39:46,354
You must think I
am pretty stupid.

395
00:39:46,527 --> 00:39:47,756
What do you mean?

396
00:39:47,929 --> 00:39:52,230
I can get that thousand
dollars without letting you go.

397
00:39:53,734 --> 00:39:55,134
Darn, of course.

398
00:39:55,303 --> 00:39:58,273
You are not so bright
after all, my friend.

399
00:39:58,439 --> 00:40:01,102
I will see you
in a little while.

400
00:40:21,162 --> 00:40:23,427
Bring out the prisoner.

401
00:41:35,436 --> 00:41:37,098
Bernard!

402
00:41:37,271 --> 00:41:39,137
Bernard!

403
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,274
Prisoner...

404
00:41:41,442 --> 00:41:47,541
you have been condemned to
death for the murder of Carl Voegler.

405
00:41:52,686 --> 00:41:54,587
You are a liar, Solo.

406
00:41:54,755 --> 00:41:56,690
There was not any
thousand-dollar bill.

407
00:41:56,857 --> 00:42:00,191
Of course there was. One of the
other guards must have taken it.

408
00:42:00,494 --> 00:42:02,793
This place is full of thieves.

409
00:42:02,963 --> 00:42:04,693
Well, maybe it
dropped out somewhere.

410
00:42:04,865 --> 00:42:08,302
- You think so?
- Yeah, turn on that light out there.

411
00:42:10,304 --> 00:42:12,637
- Oh, wait, what's that there?
- Where?

412
00:42:23,684 --> 00:42:25,585
Test the blade.

413
00:44:02,783 --> 00:44:04,274
Illya, look out!

414
00:44:11,158 --> 00:44:13,024
Get him.

415
00:44:23,337 --> 00:44:26,364
- Don't just kneel there, do something.
- Look out!

416
00:44:33,547 --> 00:44:36,176
Never mind me. Robespierre's
gone back into the castle.

417
00:44:36,350 --> 00:44:38,444
- He can't do any harm.
- That's what you think.

418
00:44:38,619 --> 00:44:42,249
He's got the guidance system, he
can fire that missile any time he wants to.

419
00:44:45,092 --> 00:44:47,357
- Did Robespierre get away?
- Is the missile ready?

420
00:44:47,528 --> 00:44:49,963
- I had to do it.
- Where's the control room?

421
00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:52,190
I don't know, he didn't
show me where it was.

422
00:44:52,366 --> 00:44:55,859
Great. That means we only have
117 rooms to search. Come on.

423
00:45:06,213 --> 00:45:08,307
All right, stand back.

424
00:45:15,556 --> 00:45:17,320
It's no use. We'll
never find him.

425
00:45:17,491 --> 00:45:20,893
We've got to. I want my
children to drink champagne.

426
00:45:31,872 --> 00:45:34,103
You never told me
you were married.

427
00:45:34,275 --> 00:45:36,801
Well, they're my
imaginary children.

428
00:45:36,977 --> 00:45:38,809
Thank goodness.

429
00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:45,946
We only have 60 seconds.

430
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,551
We've got one chance.

431
00:45:48,722 --> 00:45:50,987
Trace the wire from the speaker.

432
00:46:02,303 --> 00:46:03,669
Storage closet?

433
00:46:51,885 --> 00:46:53,581
Ah!

434
00:46:53,754 --> 00:46:55,950
Come in, Monsieur Solo.

435
00:46:56,123 --> 00:46:59,685
You are just in time
to see the bird fly.

436
00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:03,092
I don't recognize you without
your pretty white suit, Robespierre.

437
00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:06,762
I've been mourning for
the innocent who must die...

438
00:47:06,934 --> 00:47:09,062
so that virtue may triumph.

439
00:47:09,236 --> 00:47:12,832
Wait, can't you at least warn
them, give them a chance to get out...

440
00:47:13,006 --> 00:47:14,304
to save themselves?

441
00:47:14,475 --> 00:47:16,000
It is too late now.

442
00:47:16,176 --> 00:47:19,374
The die is cast,
nothing can stop it now.

443
00:47:19,546 --> 00:47:22,846
- Leave the switch alone.
- Not even if you kill me.

444
00:47:31,191 --> 00:47:36,220
That red button. That's the abort switch.
It's the only way to stop the missile.

445
00:47:36,397 --> 00:47:40,664
Solo. Not another step.

446
00:47:44,204 --> 00:47:46,230
Don't make me do this.

447
00:47:47,007 --> 00:47:50,000
I don't want to hurt you.

448
00:47:50,177 --> 00:47:52,112
I shall have to kill you.

449
00:47:52,279 --> 00:47:54,373
Kill a woman, Robespierre?

450
00:48:05,559 --> 00:48:08,222
Oh. Illya.

451
00:48:27,381 --> 00:48:28,610
What took you so long?

452
00:48:28,782 --> 00:48:32,514
We realized you might be getting
hungry so we brought some bread.

453
00:48:32,686 --> 00:48:35,349
And cheese. SOLO: And wine.

454
00:48:35,522 --> 00:48:38,856
And what did you bring
for me, a bowl of milk?

455
00:48:39,026 --> 00:48:41,791
I'd sort of gotten used
to seeing you that way.

456
00:48:42,296 --> 00:48:45,664
You know something,
I am a little hungry.

457
00:48:45,833 --> 00:48:48,667
Being guillotined always
gives me a great appetite.

458
00:48:48,836 --> 00:48:50,532
Oh, you know, we
forgot something.

459
00:48:50,704 --> 00:48:53,071
- What's that?
- The knife.

460
00:48:54,007 --> 00:48:55,771
Uh-uh.

461
00:48:58,345 --> 00:48:59,779
Go.